Top Ten

0 days (?)

I don't know what to count down to anymore.. maybe I'll go into negatives.

10.  So you can receive the quote sheets at the end of every quarter

9. Instead of building snowmen or sledding, you can spend your snow day checking your e-mail every five minutes waiting for an e-mail from Ms. Serensky

8. Even though it’s a lot of work, the feeling of accomplishment after completing an essay/Data Sheet/SOAPSTone is wonderful

7. You find the deeper meaning in books, and this makes you feel much ,much smarter than everyone else

6. Inside jokes! Students in AP English share a rare bond, which is reflected in our various inside jokes! There are too many to even list here.

5. Sometimes (ok, maybe ONE day) you get to watch Parks and Recreation! (greatest day ever)

4. It’s one AP test you don’t need to spend hours studying for.

3. You get to hit piñatas with baby faces on them. Using a sword.

2. There is nothing more fun than the multiple choice extra credit games each quarter!

1. You get to spend time with Ms. Serensky…Every. Single. Day. 

Stop sledding! You have 40 pages of reading to do for tomorrow! 

The Reason Behind My 1...

3 Days 
Uh. Oh.

From observing my very confused, almost hysterical state, my three friends argue when trying to help with my AP English test...

Rodney: "Twelve? You're sure?" (Currie 127).
Cecily: "That certainly seems a satisfactory explanation, does it not?" (Wilde 43). [looking at Harding]
Harding: [Shrugs] "You have more to lose than I do" (Kesey 194).
Rodney: "You've got more brains than you give yourself credit for" (Currie 127).
Harding: "Oh? That's interesting"
Cecily: [Nodding] "When I see a spade I call it a spade" (37).
Cecily: "[English] isn't at all a becoming language" (Wilde 21).
Rodney: "This doesn't feel like help to me" (Currie 137).
Cecily: [Ignoring Rodney] "I suppose that is why [she] looks...bored" (Wilde 21).
Harding: "[English is] an experience no human should be without"(Kesey 188).
Cecily: "I am afraid you must be under some misconception"(Wilde 36).
Rodney: "Take it easy" (Currie 52).
Cecily: "Oh, I am afraid I am" (Wilde 23).

Rodney: "Please stop trying to confuse [her]" (Currie 131).

This continues for the remainder of the exam...needless to say, I get a 1.